"CHiLL YAAR" Stress Busters

LETTER FROM A MOM to HIS SON

Pyare Puttar,
Vahe Guru.

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20
miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last. Sardar who stayed here took the Address Plate with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I am not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.


Faqat,

Twadi Maa.


P.S : I was going to send you some money but the Envelope was already sealed. Also, when the letter reaches you, please put the stamp on it otherwise the postman will not give it to you.

"CHiLL YAAR" Stress Busters

FART

farting Related to Personality Types =) ............... Read & Keep ur Worries Aside

A Courteous person >>> woo says excuse me before farting nd sorry ftr tht
Dishhonest >>> who farts nd thn blames' ones' dog
Foolish >>> who supresses a fart for hrs
Knowledeable >>> who knows when to fart
Mysterious >>> who exhudes undetectable farts
Nervous >>> who stops in the middle of a fart
Proud >>> who thinks his farts are extremely pleasent
Sadastic >>> who farts in bed nd fluffs th covers over his bed mate
Shy >>> who releases silent farts nd thn blushes
Sterotype >>> who farts regularly
Stupid >>> who frst farts nd thn takes deep breathe to balance up
Thrifty >>> who has farts in reserve
Vain >>> who loves the smell of ones' own farts
Amiable >>> who loves the smell of othr ppls' farts
Anti-Social >>> who excuses hmslf nd farts in complete privacy
Aquatic >>> who farts in the bath tub and bursts the bubbles
Honest >>> who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason
Intelligent >>>who determines th smell of neighbours' farts
Unfortunate >>> WHO TRIES TO FART BUT SHITS INSTEAD